Zoe Cat’s New Boudoir

Hi! It’s me, Zoe!

The weather around here has been crazy like a daisy! One day it’s a sweltering 80 degrees and the next day is 60 degrees. I don’t know what to think but I know Momma is worried about her garden because tonight, it’s going down to 37 degrees! That’s like winter.

Now, onto my concerns. Number one, Otis has been a real pain on me!

Otis ~ “Moi?”

Yes, Otis, you!

Otis has been playing too rough. Floki tolerates it but when he tells Otis to back off, Otis listens. I know!

Floki ~ “Deep down Otis knows I’m crazier than him”.

Otis doesn’t listen to me, though. No, no, no. He jumps on my back when I’m trying to get away and digs his claws in and bites my cheeks! Then he chases me somethin’ terrible. Maybe he’s got a crush on me?

Ick!

Number two is that this Maria tramp keeps comin’ around eating our food, hanging out on the driveway while we’re trying to enjoy our evening and sleeping in my favorite spots inside the Barnage!

Maria ~ “Hi! I’m Maria!“

She just helps herself to whatever she wants!! Can you believe this?

What do Momma and PawPaw think about this Maria? Well who do you think named her? They talk sweetly to her and encourage her at every opportunity! Momma and PawPaw are both incorrigible!

All I have to say is that I need my privacy and some me time! Therefore, I have claimed the Master Suite as mine. It has it’s own entrance in the front and the back, it has it’s own bathroom and I’ve always liked the bed from when it was in the Barnage. Let me show you!

Isn’t it fabulous? I’m ridiculously happy about it and it makes up for all my troubles. Thanks for listening it really helps! Kiss, kiss, hug, hug!

Thanks for stopping by and we’ll talk to you real soon!

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